The Loving Husband...?

哈! 好久沒有看到好笑的笑話了...

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
有一個男人跟他一天到晚只會抱怨的妻 子來到耶路撒冷渡假.

While they were there, the wife passed away.
在渡假當中，他的妻子突然去世了

The undertaker told the husband,　"You can have her shipped home for $5,000,
or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."
葬儀 社的人跟他說："您可以選擇花$5,000將尊夫人的遺體運回您的國家，或者花$150把她 葬在這聖地耶路撒冷."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shippedhome.
那人想了一會兒，就跟葬儀社的人說 他要把她運回家鄉

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home,when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
葬儀 社的人不解地問他說："為何您寧可花$5,000把尊夫人運回家鄉，而不願意將她葬在這美好之地，而且只要花150元呢？"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here,and three days later, he rose from the dead."
那人回答："很久以前，有一個人在這裡死了，埋在這裡，過 了三天，他又從死裡復活"

He continued: "I just can't take that chance..."
他繼續說著： "我就是不想冒這個險..."

Ha,ha,ha.....

評語: 此人信心堅定,他相信死裡復活....